There is a pattern to life in India which is that, just when you think everything is calm and settled, random things happen to shake it up a bit. These aren't major and can be entertaining, but we've had quite a few over the last couple of days. This blog post may well be of no interest to anyone but us, but we want to make sure that we keep a record of these things so we don't forget in the future!
1) Gym black-out
Our weekend was supposed to start with a lie-in, leisurely breakfast and hour running in the gym. The first two worked nicely and we were happily running on the treadmills, settling into our runs, when the gym went black and the treadmills came to an abrupt halt. After a dark minute or two, a gym instructor came in to say that the electricity would be off for the next four hours, and hadn't anybody told us?! Nope. The receptionist then extended this to tell us that Reliance Energy cuts off electricity for four hours a year everywhere in India, which blatantly wasn't right as the electricity was working everywhere else. All a bit bonkers.
2) Phantom of the Opera style light fitting accident
On our return from the gym, I was washing up and Phil in the living room when I heard a very loud crack and smashing sound from the living room. The heavy, thick glass light fitting directly above one of our dining chairs had fallen off the ceiling, smashed down into the chair below and scattered itself around the apartment in many small pieces. This was a serious clean-up operation, I'm still finding bits of glass after a multi-stage sweeping and vacuuming operation. The thing we're most grateful about was that neither of us was sitting at that chair as Phil had been doing at breakfast! Seeing the dent that the light fitting made in the chair, I'm very glad that the dent wasn't in one of us instead. Lots of phone calls later, we've arranged for an electrician to come and fix it on Monday. It will henceforth be known as the Light of Damocles.
3) Philip's shorter-than-intended early-morning run
We ticked off another of the restaurants from my book last night (see previous blog post), Soul Fry Casa, which specialises in seafood. Whilst we enjoyed the meal itself, this had a less than positive impact on Philip's Sunday morning run as part of a group of runners that we learnt about after running our 10k at the start of October. The running group meets at 6am on a Sunday to run from Bandra down to Nariman Point in South Mumbai (a half marathon). Phil went to join them for the first time today, I'm keen to go too once Phil has gauged the speed for me! Anyway, he was up at 530am, feeling good and met with the group to start the run at 6am (early to avoid the crowds and the heat). Unfortunately, he was forced to retire, giving his apologies, when his stomach failed him after 30 minutes. He returned home at 7am to explain himself, quite mournful, and conscious that he hadn't made the best first impression!
4) Lift breakdown
A few days ago, I was just about to leave the apartment to go to work when someone started banging loudly on our front door. This turned out to be a lift repair main and hysterical lady from the second floor (I think) who dashed through our apartment to access the lift outside our back door. The lift had got stuck at the floor below ours with three people in it and the only way to access from above was through our apartment. Health and safely disregarded, the lift man opened the doors and leapt into the lift shaft (hysterical woman still hysterical). By this point, a crowd of four people were gathered in our apartment, outside the lift, peering down the lift shaft. Two minutes later, everyone was fine and released from the lift and we all carried on as before, as if nothing unusual had happened.
5) Flood on the roof
On Friday morning, Phil and I were enjoying a quiet breakfast when we heard the familiar sound of heavy rain above us (we are on the top floor). This would be fine in the monsoon, but otherwise very strange. I wondered up to the roof to investigate to find a powerful torrent of water spurting from the tank, creating a flood on the flat roof which was quickly increasing in depth. Perturbed, and worried that the water would spill down the stairs into our apartment, I quickly went to inform the security guards and get it stopped. The security guard was very calm and apparently fully aware of this. He said that the tank was full and that this flood was the way to empty it! Thankfully, the water stopped whilst our apartment was still dry.
On top of this, our cleaning lady Veronica has been off work since we got back from holiday to attend an uncle's funeral, the hot water in the kitchen stopped working and the wireless internet packed in yesterday evening (thankfully now working again). The joys of life in India!
1) Gym black-out
Our weekend was supposed to start with a lie-in, leisurely breakfast and hour running in the gym. The first two worked nicely and we were happily running on the treadmills, settling into our runs, when the gym went black and the treadmills came to an abrupt halt. After a dark minute or two, a gym instructor came in to say that the electricity would be off for the next four hours, and hadn't anybody told us?! Nope. The receptionist then extended this to tell us that Reliance Energy cuts off electricity for four hours a year everywhere in India, which blatantly wasn't right as the electricity was working everywhere else. All a bit bonkers.
2) Phantom of the Opera style light fitting accident
On our return from the gym, I was washing up and Phil in the living room when I heard a very loud crack and smashing sound from the living room. The heavy, thick glass light fitting directly above one of our dining chairs had fallen off the ceiling, smashed down into the chair below and scattered itself around the apartment in many small pieces. This was a serious clean-up operation, I'm still finding bits of glass after a multi-stage sweeping and vacuuming operation. The thing we're most grateful about was that neither of us was sitting at that chair as Phil had been doing at breakfast! Seeing the dent that the light fitting made in the chair, I'm very glad that the dent wasn't in one of us instead. Lots of phone calls later, we've arranged for an electrician to come and fix it on Monday. It will henceforth be known as the Light of Damocles.
The Light of Damocles. The half dome light in the background shows what it looked like originally.
3) Philip's shorter-than-intended early-morning run
We ticked off another of the restaurants from my book last night (see previous blog post), Soul Fry Casa, which specialises in seafood. Whilst we enjoyed the meal itself, this had a less than positive impact on Philip's Sunday morning run as part of a group of runners that we learnt about after running our 10k at the start of October. The running group meets at 6am on a Sunday to run from Bandra down to Nariman Point in South Mumbai (a half marathon). Phil went to join them for the first time today, I'm keen to go too once Phil has gauged the speed for me! Anyway, he was up at 530am, feeling good and met with the group to start the run at 6am (early to avoid the crowds and the heat). Unfortunately, he was forced to retire, giving his apologies, when his stomach failed him after 30 minutes. He returned home at 7am to explain himself, quite mournful, and conscious that he hadn't made the best first impression!
4) Lift breakdown
A few days ago, I was just about to leave the apartment to go to work when someone started banging loudly on our front door. This turned out to be a lift repair main and hysterical lady from the second floor (I think) who dashed through our apartment to access the lift outside our back door. The lift had got stuck at the floor below ours with three people in it and the only way to access from above was through our apartment. Health and safely disregarded, the lift man opened the doors and leapt into the lift shaft (hysterical woman still hysterical). By this point, a crowd of four people were gathered in our apartment, outside the lift, peering down the lift shaft. Two minutes later, everyone was fine and released from the lift and we all carried on as before, as if nothing unusual had happened.
5) Flood on the roof
On Friday morning, Phil and I were enjoying a quiet breakfast when we heard the familiar sound of heavy rain above us (we are on the top floor). This would be fine in the monsoon, but otherwise very strange. I wondered up to the roof to investigate to find a powerful torrent of water spurting from the tank, creating a flood on the flat roof which was quickly increasing in depth. Perturbed, and worried that the water would spill down the stairs into our apartment, I quickly went to inform the security guards and get it stopped. The security guard was very calm and apparently fully aware of this. He said that the tank was full and that this flood was the way to empty it! Thankfully, the water stopped whilst our apartment was still dry.
On top of this, our cleaning lady Veronica has been off work since we got back from holiday to attend an uncle's funeral, the hot water in the kitchen stopped working and the wireless internet packed in yesterday evening (thankfully now working again). The joys of life in India!